The Word Police

Some people should not be allowed to use certain words or phrases after having constantly abused or misused them, resulting in catastrophes of broken hearts, mistrust, or just plain black havoc. Punish them like the creeps who are banned from owning dogs because they have ugly histories of mistreating the poor animals.

You are banned from saying things like ‘I love you’ or ‘trust me’ because too many times you’ve said them without meaning them or, by your subsequent actions, betraying the very...