Parent Projects - An Open Letter

I'd love for you to help. How about you watch TV?Dear Miss First Grade Teacher:
Thank you so much for assigning my son an animal habitat diorama and five-minute presentation. Also, thank you for not giving him any further instruction on what the diorama should include, how he should go about building it, what his presentation should look like, or any other resources so that he can successful.
We greatly appreciate every first grade teacher who has ever sent home this kind of assignment.  I...