NO NEW BOOK – NOT OUT NOW!

The latest unexciting news at camp Whitewolf is I have no new book coming out and it’s not coming out soon.

If you would not like a free copy of the new book I haven’t written, just let me know. All I ask in return is that you don’t write a review on Goodreads.

Read the book’s blurb to not find out more:

“This roller-coaster, laugh-a-minute, thrill-seeking and horrifying book has not been written and never will be. By not reading the book, you cannot know what reading the book is like and by reading the book that has not been written, you will still not know what reading the book is like. A must-not-read for one and all.”

So, please don’t read the book I haven’t written. You never know, it might not win a prestigious award one day.

Thank you,

Harry.
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Published on February 23, 2019 09:55
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message 1: by Jason (new)

Jason So confused. Have I got a new book out then?


message 2: by Harry (new)

Harry Whitewolf Jason wrote: "So confused. Have I got a new book out then?"

No new book. Enjoy not reading it. :)


message 3: by Janie (new)

Janie I wouldn't like a free copy, so I'm not letting you know.


message 4: by Harry (new)

Harry Whitewolf Janie wrote: "I wouldn't like a free copy, so I'm not letting you know."

Thanks Janie. I won't send one over.


message 5: by Janie (new)

Janie I won't appreciate it. :)


message 6: by Jason (new)

Jason So is there a new book or what?


message 7: by Harry (new)

Harry Whitewolf Jason wrote: "So is there a new book or what?"

What.


message 8: by Harry (new)

Harry Whitewolf Janie wrote: "I won't appreciate it. :)"

I'll only charge you $5.99 for no postage and no packing.


message 9: by James (new)

James Morcan Does that mean there'll be no accompanying videos as well? Or will you still do them in lieu of doing any writing?


message 10: by Harry (new)

Harry Whitewolf James wrote: "Does that mean there'll be no accompanying videos as well? Or will you still do them in lieu of doing any writing?"

I will be making videos that you cannot see.


message 11: by Jason (new)

Jason I'll feel safer not watching cablehead.


message 12: by Harry (new)

Harry Whitewolf Jason wrote: "I'll feel safer not watching cablehead."

:)


message 13: by Mike (new)

Mike This sounds very innovative. I'm looking forward to my copy.


message 14: by Tim (new)

Tim Hoping I will not meet you when you don't come to my local bookstore during your book tour that isn't scheduled! :-)


message 15: by Harry (new)

Harry Whitewolf Mike wrote: "This sounds very innovative. I'm looking forward to my copy."

Thank you Mike. I won't send you one.


message 16: by Harry (new)

Harry Whitewolf Tim wrote: "Hoping I will not meet you when you don't come to my local bookstore during your book tour that isn't scheduled! :-)"

Who told you about the tour I'm not doing? Did you not see in the local newspaper where it wasn't advertised?

Looking forward to not meeting you too.


message 17: by Tim (new)

Tim Harry wrote: "Who told you about the tour I'm not doing?"

A friend I don't have didn't tell me me about the tour you're not doing.

If he had been a better friend I don't have, he would have told me, the creep. Just for that, I'm not going to unfriend him on the social media sites I'm not a member of.


message 18: by Janie (new)

Janie When do I not get the book I didn't pay $5.99 for no postage or packaging for?


message 19: by Harry (new)

Harry Whitewolf Tim wrote: "A friend I don't have didn't tell me me about the tour you're not doing. If he had been a better friend I don't have, he would have told ..."

Well, I won't be announcing my world tour soon anyway. :)


message 20: by Harry (new)

Harry Whitewolf Janie wrote: "When do I not get the book I didn't pay $5.99 for no postage or packaging for?"

But I didn't send it weeks ago, so you shouldn't have received it by now. I won't send another copy tomorrow.


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