NO NEW BOOK – NOT OUT NOW!
The latest unexciting news at camp Whitewolf is I have no new book coming out and it’s not coming out soon.
If you would not like a free copy of the new book I haven’t written, just let me know. All I ask in return is that you don’t write a review on Goodreads.
Read the book’s blurb to not find out more:
“This roller-coaster, laugh-a-minute, thrill-seeking and horrifying book has not been written and never will be. By not reading the book, you cannot know what reading the book is like and by reading the book that has not been written, you will still not know what reading the book is like. A must-not-read for one and all.”
So, please don’t read the book I haven’t written. You never know, it might not win a prestigious award one day.
Thank you,
Harry.
If you would not like a free copy of the new book I haven’t written, just let me know. All I ask in return is that you don’t write a review on Goodreads.
Read the book’s blurb to not find out more:
“This roller-coaster, laugh-a-minute, thrill-seeking and horrifying book has not been written and never will be. By not reading the book, you cannot know what reading the book is like and by reading the book that has not been written, you will still not know what reading the book is like. A must-not-read for one and all.”
So, please don’t read the book I haven’t written. You never know, it might not win a prestigious award one day.
Thank you,
Harry.
date
newest »
newest »
message 1:
by
Jason
(new)
Feb 23, 2019 10:03AM
So confused. Have I got a new book out then?
reply
|
flag
Jason wrote: "So confused. Have I got a new book out then?"No new book. Enjoy not reading it. :)
I wouldn't like a free copy, so I'm not letting you know.
Janie wrote: "I wouldn't like a free copy, so I'm not letting you know."Thanks Janie. I won't send one over.
Jason wrote: "So is there a new book or what?"What.
Janie wrote: "I won't appreciate it. :)"I'll only charge you $5.99 for no postage and no packing.
Does that mean there'll be no accompanying videos as well? Or will you still do them in lieu of doing any writing?
James wrote: "Does that mean there'll be no accompanying videos as well? Or will you still do them in lieu of doing any writing?"I will be making videos that you cannot see.
I'll feel safer not watching cablehead.
Jason wrote: "I'll feel safer not watching cablehead.":)
This sounds very innovative. I'm looking forward to my copy.
Hoping I will not meet you when you don't come to my local bookstore during your book tour that isn't scheduled! :-)
Mike wrote: "This sounds very innovative. I'm looking forward to my copy."Thank you Mike. I won't send you one.
Tim wrote: "Hoping I will not meet you when you don't come to my local bookstore during your book tour that isn't scheduled! :-)"Who told you about the tour I'm not doing? Did you not see in the local newspaper where it wasn't advertised?
Looking forward to not meeting you too.
Harry wrote: "Who told you about the tour I'm not doing?"A friend I don't have didn't tell me me about the tour you're not doing.
If he had been a better friend I don't have, he would have told me, the creep. Just for that, I'm not going to unfriend him on the social media sites I'm not a member of.
When do I not get the book I didn't pay $5.99 for no postage or packaging for?
Tim wrote: "A friend I don't have didn't tell me me about the tour you're not doing. If he had been a better friend I don't have, he would have told ..."Well, I won't be announcing my world tour soon anyway. :)
Janie wrote: "When do I not get the book I didn't pay $5.99 for no postage or packaging for?"But I didn't send it weeks ago, so you shouldn't have received it by now. I won't send another copy tomorrow.
