Alligators and their Marshmallows

If I was a poet, I would write a poem about what I learned the other day: alligators love marshmallows. I would think of one big fat atomic bomb metaphor linking that bizarrely wonderful image to something bone crushingly human so that whoever read it would have to go Wow! or else not have a pulse. But I’m not a poet, so I’ll just leave you with that dangerous hilarious oxymoron to think on while you go about your day — alligators love marshmallows.