I NEED A DOCUMENTARY

These reality shows are making me despair. Usually, documentaries are about war and that sucks, though.

I like ancient Egypt. Ancient Egypt is cool. Or something on ancient Japan.

Rome
Crete (Minoans)
FUCK YEAH VIKINGS!
the British Celts
Charlemagne
the Eleusinian Mysteries
Vienna in the 18th Century
Gutenberg
Neanderthals (not Jersey Shore!)

Something. Anything.