Buncha new people following me, or, as I like to call them, "Geniuses."

Hello, there. I'm Mike, but you can call me Steve. No one else does, so you might as well. Often, I will squirt Layers of Love Soft Raspberry Refreshing Body Mist with Grapefruit and Pineapple all over my junk and feel the burn, baby.

I like to drink, but am sober at the moment. I have a dentist appoint on Monday morning and earlier tonight I ate almost an entire loaf of French bread while I watched a bizarre show about hoarding called, weirdly enough, Hoarders.

I'm a little tired and wish I had some Dr. Pepper. You can talk to me if you want, but there's a pretty good chance I'll ignore you. It isn't personal, I just honestly don't know what to say.

Please to meet ya.