CarrollBlog 9.18

He was grinning when he sat down, as if something wonderful had just happened. Apparently it had. "I've just solved the secret of my marriage. Paper towels." He announced.

I looked at him the way you're supposed to when someone sounds vaguely insane. "Paper towels are the secret to your marriage?"

"Yes. Ann (his wife) has a thing for paper towels. She uses them like crazy on everything and basically refuses to use dishtowels or anything else in the kitchen. For years I've been saying to her ...