Why Shouldn’t Schulz Be President?

I’ve been hearing a lot of people (pretty much everyone talking about it) say that Schulz shouldn’t run for president. Why shouldn’t he? I mean, he:

– Created Peanuts

– Nicknamed “Sparky”

– Died of colon cancer February 12, 2000

Oh, wait…Schultz? Howard Schultz? Oh! That’s very different. Never mind. Yeah…f#*k that guy.