A Classic Poem By … Ruby The Dog

Dear Readers,

It has come to my attention that many of you are unaware of the wide variety of literary works created by my semi-insane golden retriever, Ruby. This must end! In the spirit of sharing canine excellence, below please find the classic poem, Ode to a Spatula by Ruby the Dog.

Christina

ODE TO A SPATULA by Ruby the Dog
Oh, Spatula, how awesome you are

The woman-human dropped you on the floor and

Wow, you taste like hamburger…

Damn, I love you.

So I took you to my secret stash behind the couch

And proceeded to gnaw you to bits

But then, catastrophe!

The woman-human took you away, mumbling something about dogs and dropping crap on the floor.

Now I shall haunt her steps for at least twenty minutes

Looking sad in your honor

Oh my love, my own, my broken Spatula.

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