A Very Serious Query Of Great Importance
If there was a cocktail called a Madonna's Rabbi, what would be in it?
(I realize that perhaps this requires some context. The context was that a surgeon whom I had been referred to for a surgical consult pressured me to see Madonna's rabbi, on the theory that studying the Kabbalah would fix me because my symptoms were all in my head and studying the Kabbalah with Madonna's rabbi had fixed the surgeon's extremely TMI physical symptom caused by his even more TMI marital problems. This was additionally surreal as I initially thought he'd said Madonna's rabbit, then realized that rabbits cannot study Kabbalah. I have bad luck with doctors. Anyway, when this came up in conversation I thought it sounded like a cocktail.)
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(I realize that perhaps this requires some context. The context was that a surgeon whom I had been referred to for a surgical consult pressured me to see Madonna's rabbi, on the theory that studying the Kabbalah would fix me because my symptoms were all in my head and studying the Kabbalah with Madonna's rabbi had fixed the surgeon's extremely TMI physical symptom caused by his even more TMI marital problems. This was additionally surreal as I initially thought he'd said Madonna's rabbit, then realized that rabbits cannot study Kabbalah. I have bad luck with doctors. Anyway, when this came up in conversation I thought it sounded like a cocktail.)
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