I WILL Read Your F@#*ing Script…If You Leave Cookies and Milk

In addition to the now-famous rant by the guy who won't read your effing script, Jason Sanford and John Scalzi have both weighed in on the subject, one satirically the other with practical advice.

I want to state without disclaimers: I WILL read your script, novel, poem, short story, or other scribblings, IF you will just leave it on your kitchen table. Put out some cookies (preferably oatmeal raisin, so I can feel like I'm eating healthy) and milk. Make sure the back door is unlocked. Go to s...