I’m Sorry, My Sundays Are All Full

I haven’t had a nap. I have had a drink. Yes, I am a full adult, as evidenced by this nice cabernet sauvignon I’m enjoying while watching some British panel shows, but naps are crucial to my equilibrium, and I did not have one.

NOOOOOOOO.

Here is a list of things Sundays should definitely all include:

-Napping

-Small creatures in your lap (children included)

-A source of light that warms you (either a lie in the sun or a fire)

-A soothing beverage

-Another nap

-Something cooking

-Books

-Maybe another nap

-Something checked off the ol’ list

-Go, on, have another beverage

-How many naps before you’re just sleeping poorly?

-Ignoring the growing existential dread

-Just read a book, this is all too much work

-Did you get your nap?

No, list, I did not. Stop rubbing it in. Now, pass the wine and find for me a cat, I’ve got some books to read!

This man has it all figured out. Image from artofmanliness.com