COW CUDDLING

The November 9, 2018 issue of THE WEEK had a paragraph on cow cuddling. A human being can have a 60-minute session, starting at $75 with a 1,000-pound cow at Mountain Horse Farm in upstate New York. The cows, sensing “if you are happy, sad, feel lost, anxious, or are excited, respond without judgment, ego, or agenda.” And impart a sense of calm.With no car or medical insurance for cow cuddling, I turned to:List making Learning Glamour Magazine is disappearing—where my lists were published in the 1970sBabka buying—for my friend who is illHospital visitingCA visitingCA treasuringPlane missing (by minutes, a first)LAX Airport sitting (for 5 hours)5 hours of family video and photo viewingAnd noodle eatingRed-eye flight takingMuch readingHome sleepingNewsletter and email unsubscribingGym avoidingHouse keys losingSocks losingShort-term memory losingGym facingLocker combination forgettingToo much holiday partyingHoliday party avoidingBabka, croissant, chocolate chip cookies, and more babka buying-for myselfHouse keys losingEye glasses, an earring, and a glove losingShort-term and long-term memory losingMind losingTime to cuddle with the cows.