It Puts The Lotion On Its Skin...

So I got fingerprinted today, and it wasn't an ink job like I thought it would be. Nope, they used a scanner, for ease and speed and convenience!

It took half an hour.

My right ring finger was rolled over that scan plate so many times I think EVERYONE will have my prints from now on. But the worst part?

They smeared lotion all over my fingers, and that line from Silence of the Lambs kept playing in my head, so I was stifling giggles the whole time, which probably made the process more difficult...