Dan Brown Plot Generator

For those of you who can't wait to crack the spine of your Lost Symbol SLATE has developed a Dan Brown plot generator. Now you can get your fix every day of the week, just plug in a city and villainous group and voila!

http://www.slate.com/id/2228327/

Oh, to be so big people code software to make fun of me. Dare to dream.

Here's what Slate thinks Dan Brown would write about Ottawa.

When renowned Harvard symbologist Robert Langdon is summoned to the Canadian Supreme Court to analyze a mysterious g...