This just happened on my Facebook chat.

Tilda Whirl: TELL ME EVERYTHING ABOUT JON HAMM.

Me: HE IS DREAMY AND WAS WEARING A SUIT AND AT ONE POINT WE MADE EYE CONTACT BEFORE HE POINTED BEHIND ME TOWARD THE BATHROOMS BECAUSE I GUESS HIS FRIEND HAD TO PEE.

Me: AND THEN ANOTHER TIME I TOTALLY PRETTY MUCH MAYBE "ACCIDENTALLY" FRONT-FROTTAGED HIM WHILE SAYING "EXCUSE ME." I said "excuse me," so it's okay.

Tilda: Armov and I have a Hamm obsession so I am copying it to her as well

Me: He looks exactly like Jon Hamm. Sadly, I didn't get a...