Dennis Hof Makes Me Think Of A “Four Rooms” Mashup

I would not shame any sex workers, but the Dennis Hof election results out of Nevada recently (the deceased brother owner who managed to win his election despite having died beforehand) had me thinking of a Four Rooms mashup:

TED: (into the phone) Police, it’s an emergency! (pause) Hello, Police, this is Nevada Assembly District 36, get someone over here right fucking now, there’s a DEAD PIMP stuffed into the ballot!

SARAH: (tears well in Sarah’s eyes as she looks at the body) Don’t call him that…

TED: (into the phone) I’m dead fucking serious, there’s a dead fucking Pimp stuffed in the choices on the fucking ballot!

SARAH: Stop calling him that!! (Sarah grabs the hypodermic needle from under the curtain and stabs it into Ted’s leg)

TED: FUCK!!

I can’t stop thinking this. Now I’ve shared that problem with you.