Seriously, Start Your Own Super Pac

From
August 25th, 2015
On,
how to
Start Your Own Super PAC.
The information I give is factual.

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On every
Election Day,you sit home,wallowing in self pity,saying to yourself,"My one Vote doesn't matter!" Well,of course it does,but the only thing that can get your ass off that couch is,finding some way of influencing theElection! So,why not start your own "Super PAC!"   Yes
Boys & Girls,anyone can start aSuper PAC,and you can do it forFree! Thanks to the
Supreme Court.Those 
Justices,
they are always looking out for the little guy,aren't they?OK,the first thing you need to do,is figure out what yourSuper PAC is all about.Do you want to raise money for a particularPolitical Party, a particularCandidate, or raise awareness on a particularIssue.You need to be specific on why you're raising this money.Being vague doesn't rally the troops.People want to give up their hard earned dollars toPolitical Parties, Candidates,and
Issues they believe in.You need to find people who are passionate about the same things you are!Now,
that you have a cause,you need to name yourSuper PAC.And don't pick a name likeSix PAC.If you do this right,you'll be asking
Corporations,Unions,Political Action Committees,Big Business Men,Local Business Men,Neighbors,Friends,and
Family Members
to donate to your cause.If you sound like a joke,no one will give you their money.They might think you are going to buy
Beer
with the money!Now,
all you need to run yourOfficial Super PAC is a
Bank Account, 
to put all that wonderful money you collected into.
A
 Dynamic Personality,to raise all that money you want to put into that
Bank Account.SomebodyTrustworthy,to serve as your officialTreasurer.So they can keep track of yourSuper PAC's Fundraising & Spending.They will need to file accurateSpending Reports with theUnited States Government,don't you know.Oh,I almost forgot.Don't forget to fill out aStatement of Organization,with the
Federal Election Commission.Check box 5(f) under"Type of Committee,"so you can say you are aSuper PAC.Make sure to include on your"Statement of Organization"your name,address,contact information,and the name of yourSuper PAC and itsTreasurer.Write a cover letter to the"Federal Election Commission,"making sure you tell them that your new group will be aSuper PAC.The
fec.goveven supplies a sample form you can use.Then send everything to:

Federal Election Commission

999 E. St., NW

Washington, D.C. 20463

Now,go ahead.Get your butt off that couchand"Raise Unlimited Amounts Of Money!"Then you too can influence the nextLocal,County,State,or Federal Election!Go have some fun with this!
You know I will. One more thing,the money is not yours to keep,that would beFraudand you'll go toJail.This is,
The Ever Fun Loving Political Activist,
Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“If your party serves the powerful and well-funded interests, and there's no limit to what you can spend, you have a permanent, structural advantage. We're averaging fifty-dollar checks in our campaign, and trying to ward off these seven- or eight-figure checks on the other side. That disparity is pretty striking, and so are the implications. In many ways, we're back in the Gilded Age. We have robber barons buying the government.”- David Axelrod -
That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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