Humor

I want to go back to one of my old traditions today.For a couple of years I would have the days of the week set up for different kinds ofPosts.What I mean by this is;Mondayswas always a new short story written by me day.Tuesdayswere the continuing myThe Man From Mars Serial days.Wednesdayswas for myPolitical Viewsday.Thursdayswas for whatever I wanted to write about day.Fridayswere my humorous days.Saturdayswas science day.AndSundayswas to go over theCommentsleft on myPoststhe week before day.So,today isFriday,and that means it is really funny jokes,bad jokes,orDadjokes day!Yeah!
What do you call an acid with a bad attitude?A-mean-oh-acid!
What subject in school is easy for Witches?Spell-ing!
Two beersornot two beers?That is the question.- Shakespeare -
AlcoholBecause no great story in lifestarted with a salad.- Confucius -
What did David,the Professor atBowie State, Massachusetts ask for in aMexican Restaurant?A Beerrito!
Silence is Golden!Unless you have Children.Then it is Suspicious!- Aristotle -This is,“Whenever I feel the need to exercise,
I lie down until it goes away.”Jim Hauenstein,
And,

“I love mankind ... it's the people I can't stand!”
- Charles Schultz, -

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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