The Play-by-Play’s The Thing

(with apologies to Willie the Shake)
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America, we saw it happen. We were there. It was the birth of the “Me, Too, Too” movement. Nobody’s actually named it yet, but we saw it happen. We can tell our children and grandchildren – we were there.

The counter-movement centered around Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh, a vile villain who spent his entire adult life doing inexcusable things like being appointed to the second highest court in the land, earning the respect of every prof...