The Return of Horror Sleaze Trash!

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We are pleased to announce that, after months of sitting in limbo, HST is back with a brand-new website! Check it out, give us a follow, and let us know what you think!
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Published on September 16, 2018 14:09
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message 101: by [deleted user] (new)

This is unmanageable. Where are the butlers and personal attendants? Last seen in 1930's Brit movies, I'm afraid. Nowadays we have to tolerate these "specialists." If one will deign to come over and change the fucking lightbulb.

Don't be fooled. In my day I changed many of them. But decreptitude now keeps me off a ladder and these ceilings are so high, and I don't know if I have the right kind of bulb, and why won't anyone just do what is required when they get paid?

My wife won't do this kind of shit, and she seems oblivious to the fact that I now will be unable to read my Wodehouse book in my favorite chair. She may also be oblivious to some of the details in the pre-nup.

Hehehe.


message 102: by [deleted user] (new)

Oh boy. Now my wife wants to go walking in town IN THE RAIN. And the only jacket I have with a hood is the BO one. I wish that cleaning lady was here so she could wash it.

I'll try to be back later if I don't melt first.


message 103: by [deleted user] (last edited Oct 07, 2018 03:56PM) (new)

Made it! The steady drizzle which was curling and caressing the bit-too-overgrown grass relented and Derridaed into a refined mist which gently graced the garden poa trivialis and its companion naughty, imported Oryza sativa, with a sheen only found resident in an antique red mahogany, Queen Anne patina.

We stopped at Goodwill, and amongst other fortunate purchases, we got a $4 Bentwood chair which approximates the appearance of the classic 1880 staple. Of course, over the years it has acquired a gouge with an ability to put three sharp splinters in an errant hand as well as a stain on the seat, consistent with the appearance of dog vomit left to dry. But, it beats the hell out of standing next to this stupid laptop for hours.

I do hope that mean Hackle has found somewhere else to spill his jealous bile.


message 104: by India (new)

India BlairB wrote: "mean Hackle"

Aww, come on. Hackle is a sweetie.


message 105: by India (new)

India BlairB wrote: "Oh boy. Now my wife wants to go walking in town IN THE RAIN. And the only jacket I have with a hood is the BO one. I wish that cleaning lady was here so she could wash it.

I'll try to be back later if I don't melt first. ."


Mr. Graham also likes walks in the rain lol.
I too worry I will melt (;


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