Evil Monkey on Fantasy

Jeff:

I think I have a headache.

Evil Monkey:

Is it because I just hit you with a hammer?

Jeff:

Oddly, no.

Evil Monkey:

Is it because I smashed you in the side of the head with that beer bottle?

Jeff:

Only partially. And please stop that.

Evil Monkey:

You looked at me funny.

Jeff:

You look funny.

Evil Monkey:

So what's hurtin' you, litul guy?

Jeff:

I read this.

Evil Monkey:
I saw that. I didn't pay it no mind. I was too busy building this brick wall in the basement that I'm gonna put you behind when y...