I Accidentally Deleted A Spam Comment I Was Going To Share With You

I accidentally deleted a spam comment. I was going to share it with you, links removed, because it looked like a haiku. It wasn’t a haiku, the syllables were off for a start, but it looked like one. I thought it’d be funny. Instead, I accidentally deleted it with all the other spam comments. Sorry.

As a replacement, please enjoy this animated gif of actual spam: