Yes, They're Real

Have you heard of this? I won't even say their names because I don't think they deserve one bit of press or attention, but I wanted to bring them up anyway because the curiosity factor– like with roadkill, don't want to look but you can't look away– is too great. Not great enough to name them or even speak of them again, but worthy of a mention.[image error]

This 17 year old girl who shall not be named married a 51 year old has-been actor (he was in The Green Mile and Lost, not a well known guy). For love? So they claim. Of course, he's beaming. He just married a nubile young thing. Perv. But she? Hey, who doesn't want to wear stripper heels down the aisle? Every girl's dream.[image error]

She wants to be an actress and a country singer, and this seems to be all in her quest for attention. She wants a reality show. Of course. And yes, she is 17– even though she looks like a 42 year old hooker who has been rode hard and put away wet, as they say. She claims she's all real, "like, rilly rill." no surgical enhancements. What do you think? E! was good enough to find us some before and after. [image error]

They were recently thrown out of a pumpkin patch for lewd behavior, which probably happens now and then with other couples, too. I mean, pumpkins, come on. They're round, orange, sexy. Who doesn't want to get busy around a bunch of pumpkins, and families, with kids, am I right? Yuck. So of course, it becomes a news item. This poor girl thinks we're just jealous because we're not her. Oh, honey, no. The truth is we pity you, because we know what it's like to be married to 51 year old men. (hahaha). But we're older, too.

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I'm so tired of people getting famous for being gross, oversexed idiots! What is wrong with our gossip papers? It's not enough to keep up with fallen starlets and celebrity Scientologists? [image error]

We have to make regular creepy people famous (and rich) now, too? File under K for well, you know…[image error]

What do you think of age differences in a relationship? How old is too old? Are you fed up with famewhores? Or do you think it's good harmless fun to watch people willing to do anything for fame (the Real Housewives series comes to mind)? Would you watch a reality show with the teen bride and her actor husband? Do you Keep Up with the Kardashians? I know at least one of us watches the Real Housewives.

 

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