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Oh please pass me a tissue
I need to blow my nose.
I’m snotty and I’m sticky
My nostrils are a hose.
I’m simply full of mucus
Disgusting but it’s true.
I need to see my doctor
And see what she can do.
Oh please pass me a tissue
Before it is too late.
My nose is running madly
I’m worried ‘bout our fate.
It’s covered up the floorboards
The snot is two feet high.
If you had passed a tissue
We’d still be warm and dry.
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Tissue Image adapted from Pixabay © annaj 2015. Flood Image from Deposit Photos © vicnt2815 2014.
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Published on July 01, 2018 07:57