The Cheeky Sock Society

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Welcome to this meeting.

Thanks for coming.

Take a seat.

The Cheeky Sock Society has gathered here to meet.

We’re here to share our strategies and our achievements, too—

The ways we’ve found to slither down and hide inside your shoe.

You see, we’ve got one purpose—one lone aim that we all share.

We love to foster misery, to bring about despair.

And when your sock slides down into your boot and disappears—

That joy’s enough to bring this group of Cheeky Socks to tears.

Image from Deposit Photos © MarcoGovel 2013

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