I want a soundtrack

I think that it is very uncool that those movie guys get to create soundtracks for their flicks to enhance the viewers’ enjoyment, but books never have soundtracks. Therefore, I have compiled a list of tunes to enhance my first novel, SMASHED, SQUASHED, SPLATTERED, CHEWED, CHUNKED AND SPEWED. I recommend first that you buy my book (signed copies available on Lancecarbuncle.com. Unsigned copies for sale on Amazon.com and Barnesandnoble.com). Second, you should put yourself in a relaxed frame of mind with libations, freestyle yodeling, shock treatment, chemicals, yoga, or whatever else chills you out. Finally, download (legally) the following songs and put them all together on a playlist (or mixed-tape or cd if you’re old school):

Men Without Hats - Safety Dance
Mike Doughty - Looks
Iron Maiden - The Trooper
Jimi Hendrix- Hey Joe
Mr. Bungle - Squeeze Me Macaroni
Warren Zevon - My Shit’s Fucked Up
Black Sabbath - The Wizard
Big Momma Thornton - Hound Dog
The White Stripes - I’m Lonely (But I Ain’t That Lonely Yet)
Deep Purple - Space Trucking
Reverend Horton Heat - Folsom Prison Blues
Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs - Wooly Bully
St. Germaine - So Flute
Joe Strummer - Road to Rock ‘n’ Roll
Frank Zappa - Truck Driver Divorce
Judas Priest - Screaming for Vengeance
Alice Cooper- For Veronica’s Sake
Cracker - Truckload of Art
Grateful Dead - Tennessee Jed
R.L. Burnside - Asspocket of Whiskey
Muddy Waters - Baby, Please Don’t Go
Little Walter - Boom Boom, Out Go the Lights
Joey Ramone - What a Wonderful World
Lloyd Williams - Shama Lama Ding Dong
AC-DC - If You Want Blood (You’ve Got It)
Robert Johnson - If I had Possession Over Judgment Day
The Band - The Weight


Signed copies of Smashed available at Lancecarbuncle.com for $12.50 (includes p&H). Or you can pay more and get unsigned copies at Amazon.com and Barnesandnoble.com.