Are You a Megalomaniac? A Quiz For Writers

   1. You think your work will be remembered…

A. fondly

B. by your Mom

C. until next week

D. For All Time

 

2. What do you call people who are critical of your work?

A. Critics

B. Honey

C. The guys in my Workshop

D. Blind Idiots!

 

2. You refer to the book you're working on as….

A. My masterpiece

B. This old thing

C. Zach

D. Tedious

 

3. When admiring your own sentences, they remind you of

A. Joyce and Proust

B. Itchy and Scratchy

C.  The chores you have to do

D. The scribblings of a lunatic

 

4. Your pet name for yourself is

A. Inky

B. Bill Roorbach

C. Mr. Scribble

D. The Fount

E. The Immortal Genius

 

If you answered D,D, A,A, E  you may just be the greatest writer of all time.  Believe it!