Only You Can Prevent S’mores

(if you need me, I’ll be over here evolving)

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You know the Darwin Awards, yes? Of course you do. (If you don’t, say you do anyway; otherwise, you might get one.)

The Darwin Awards are those unofficial “biped stupidity” prizes, presented in the spirit of Charles Darwin, a nineteenth-century naturalist who got so bored of sailing that he actually wrote a book called The Formation of Vegetable Mould, through the Actions of Worms, a page-turner which sold two copies because he had two...