Breathtaking, isn't she? I almost don't know what...

Breathtaking, isn't she?  I almost don't know what to say about her.

Have you ever been at a complete loss for words?  How about with an important occasion coming up, or worse-yet, you're asked to give a toast or a speech on the spot?  Read on…

Welcome to the Coffin Hop blog tour, day three!

I'm Red Tash, and I write dark fantasy.  Hi.  *waves*

Everyone's doing something a little different on this blog hop.  Since I'm a writer, I thought I'd write a little something for ya.  And because we're having contests, I thought I'd do a really easy contest, one for each day.  It may not be a huge prize, but it's fun. So far I've written excuses for your boss, and Dear John tweets for your sweetie.  Pretty sure they went over well.  I got at least one person fired and another dumped, so, yeah.  Success!

Here's what I'll write for you today:

A toast!  To life!  To Halloween!  To your brand new leaf-blower!  To whatever strikes your fancy (nothing X-rated, please)!

To claim your prize, just click on the Google Friend Connect box here at RedTash.com, in the sidebar.  Either leave a comment via Disqus, or in the Google Comments box, and let me know what we're toasting.  I'll grab the bread & butter, and be right with ya!  

If you're just not feeling all warm & toasty, I'll write you a work excuse or a Dear John tweet.  What's a goodie basket without variety, eh?  Just follow those links and follow the die-rections.

:D