Why YES! I CAN drive a stick! Welcome to the Coffin Hop blog...

Why YES!  I CAN drive a stick!  

Welcome to the Coffin Hop blog tour, day two!

I'm Red Tash, and I write dark fantasy.  Hi.  *waves*

Everyone's doing something a little different on this blog hop.  Since I'm a writer, I thought I'd write a little something for ya.  And because we're having contests, I thought I'd do a really easy contest, one for each day.  It may not be a huge prize, but it's fun.  

Yesterday I wrote excuses for you to get off work, because Monday's the pits,right?  I'd say they went over pretty well, too!  Thanks to all who played.

Here's what I'll write for you today:

It's Tearful Tweetie Tuesday, and you've been bewitched by a new love.  What a sad, sad day today—for your former someone.  You've got a new love in your life, at least just for today.  I'll write a Dear John letter for you, in 140 characters or less.  (I hear there are fifty ways to leave your lover, but fear not, if I get more than 50 requests, I'll figure something out.)

You go follow me on twitter and tweet something @RedTashBooks about the #CoffinHop, and I'll write you a break-up tweet.  Who says breaking up is hard to do?  I promise it'll be every bit as serious and heart-rending as yesterday's prizes were.   (In other words, prepare for a weird, silly, wacky break-up story, because that's just who I am.  And if you don't believe me, ask my exes.  I think they live in Texas.  All of them.)

Don't worry, at the end of the day you can twitch your nose and go back to how things were.  That's the magic of Halloween.  Or something like that.

Besides, when's the last time you played hard to get?  Not hard to want, my friend.  Hard to get.  This is good for you.

Oh, and since I'm easy, if you really want one of those work excuses instead of the Dear John tweet, just follow yesterday's rules for entering, and I'll see what I can do.