An Easy Chat With The Cat!

The cat is going to talk today. As if you didn't know that at your bay. I guess maybe you didn't know because it is more of a type than chat at our show. I just chatted err umm typed. Both will work for today's purpose as this isn't being Skyped.

Time for a chat.
Here we come.
Forget all of that.
How do you like my bum?

It's big and round.
The cheeks sure pucker.
Is loved by a hound,
And maybe a trucker.

How about that weather?
Can you see the sun?
Even if we are standing together,
That question had to be spun.

Do you think it will rain?
Look at those clouds.
Isn't rain a pain?
What is it with crowds?

Can you believe the prices?
They are sky high.
Even on fuzzy dices.
Bad grammar can fly.

Look at that dust.
It is so dusty.
Dust one day we must.
Maybe before things get rusty.

Do you like my shirt?
It is brand spankin' new.
I may use it to flirt.
That's between me and you.

What's for dinner?
Bet it will taste good.
It must be a winner.
That is just understood.

I have a hangnail.
I really hate those.
Rather eat a snail.
Don't you love such woes?

Well that was fun.
I'd love to chat tomorrow.
So much we got done.
Time like that you can't borrow.

You humans sure make small talk really, really small. Seems like it is done by all. Do you even know how to talk about something substantial these days? Has OMG and TFB got you lost in a maze? Are my questions too hard for you? Is the easy chat just easy to do? How about that nice green grass? No need to answer the last one to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.