A Popular Thought Used By A Lot!

The cat can roll his eyes a lot. That is a popular thought. Or just a thought as I seem to say it a lot. I bet you can guess where we are going now? If not, I'm sure you will by the end somehow.

Popular is great.
Got me a mate.
A mate I hate.
But it is great.

It's the best,.
Passes any test.
The test of who?
Beats me and you.

For this is tops.
Fed like crops.
As in the masses.
All enjoy its gases.

All use it.
All think it a hit.
All have done it.
Popular by every bit.

So it's the best.
Beats the rest.
The rest of what?
Go ask a mutt.

What? There's that?
Makes this scat?
But I love it.
That isn't a hit.

This is better?
I'll write a letter.
It just can't be.
This is the best, you see?

Popularity says so.
It is had by even my foe.
It just has to be.
Can't you see?

Join the masses.
We sit on our asses.
It is just the best.
Popularity passes any test.

Useless Celebrity G says so.
They are truly in the know.
This is just the best ever.
Popularity makes it so clever.

Do you agree that popular is best? Pffft and I will let dogs be a house guest. But oh, everyone else has it and so should you. Be a sheep through and through. It is just the best. Even sported by some celebrity pest. Oh wait, a million dollar check? Damn, okay it is the best on deck. I can be bought like them too. For a million bucks I'll even clean your loo. What? No takers? Damn, can't find the right movers and shakers. Sometimes popular stuff is more useless than grass. I guess I'm just a non-popular little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.