I Cast A Curse On All The Guys On The Bus Who Take Up Two Seats

I cast a curse on all the guys on the bus who take up two seats.

I don’t mean guys who actually need two seats. I mean the guys who sit on the outer seat so no one will come and sit on the inner one and they get both to themselves or who keep their bag on the outer seat for the same reason even though they know someone is looking for a seat. I can understand when some women do this, given the harassment some women can get on the bus. People who endure constant harassment have a justifiable reason to do this. Not the guys I’m complaining about though. The guys I’m complaining about are the ones clearly doing this because they feel justified to demand the space for two seats at the expense of someone else getting none despite everyone having paid the same. These guys are the ones I curse, and I run into them often.

Curse, curse, curse, curse, curse.

As a side note, I have no idea what the above animated gif is from. I just hope it works.