It's Nearly Time With This Rhyme!

Did you ever think it would be near? Like how near your ear is to your rear? Or maybe your toe. Damned if I know. You could be bendy. I better get to it before things get trendy.

This is nearly it.
I'll nearly be through in a bit.
You can do the math.
I may nearly suffer your wrath.

9x4 now.
Does that wow?
Still can't add?
Nearly miffed a tad?

Okay, I'm through.
Ending to my zoo.
All good things come.
Said by some chum.

Or maybe some fool.
He could have been cool.
He could have been a she.
All equal opportunity are we.

Or we're nearly there.
I know you were nearly aware.
But I'm nearly done.
Nearly more than the first line spun.

Nearly up there.
Nearly here to spare.
Nearly sure is neat.
One may think it sweet.

I'm nearly done.
The last rhyme spun.
The last ever.
Last pull of the lever.

Born on a raft?
Bah, go to draft.
I'm nearly there.
Rafts to spare.

They may leak.
May take you up the creek.
I'm nearly stuck.
Good it wasn't muck.

Tomorrow we'll see.
What? I lied to thee.
Bah, I just nearly fooled you.
How near? I haven't a clue.

Did you nearly believe me? Don't you love how nearly comes to be? I nearly fell out of my chair. Not really at my lair. But nearly enough for you. I really am nearly through. Doesn't nearly sure have fun? I'm still nearly done. Now we will nearly end this pass with my ever so near little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.