The Good, The Bad And The...Bad Is Had?

Flip flopping humans are all over. They claim they are smarter than rover. I guess that is debatable as can be. Until they eat their own crap humans may have the edge to me.

Coffee is great for you.
This study says so.
Coffee is bad for you.
This study is in the know.

Red meat is so bad.
This study clenched it.
Red meat is great to be had.
This study is the shit.

Cell phones are fine.
This study finds that.
Cell phones shouldn't align.
This study pulled the rabbit from the hat.

Smoking is fine for you.
This study says so.
Whoops, away the 1950's flew,
Look at that lung cancer grow.

This drug is great for you.
Which one, I can't say.
This drug is bad to come due.
Which one, too many at play.

Sitting is so very bad.
This study says it.
Sitting is just okay.
This study is internet shit.

Calcium supplements work great.
This study found it out.
Calcium supplements are a crappy fate.
This study holds clout.

Sleeping 8 hours a day is right.
That is the way to be.
Sleeping 8 hours at night,
Is too much for thee.

This will trim the fat.
This study says so.
This will do none of that.
Look at the results this study does show.

This car is rated great.
These tests prove it.
This car is second rate.
We'll fix it by recalling a bit.

The cat could go on and on and on. But we don't want to be here until the next dawn. Isn't it fun to look at studies that claim the opposite thing? Ever get aggravated by them at your blog wing? A tiny bit of truth in most, at best. One has to figure out the rest. The cat will now do a study on eating grass. Hey, I do what works for my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.