Of Mice and Boys

(The fountain of youth edges closer)

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Okay, fellow Earthlings. Here’s a bit of good news! It looks like some scientists in Boston have managed to reverse aging in mice. You know, because all of mankind’s other problems have already been solved.

And as a concerned, caring citizen of Earth, I say it’s about time. I mean, c’mon. Mice are people, too, though which is uglier has yet to be decided. Fred Sanford, that grumpy old junk dealer from TV’s Sanford & Son, used to say there’s no...