Effing Feline sends you allergens #8Sunday

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I, Effing Feline, was delighted last week when people complained about me ending my selections from Ed’s sci fi romance, Rescuing Prince Charming, on a cliffhanger. You see, I’m not one of those spineless lap cats who seek only to please. No way! The laps I prefer belong to:

People who hate cats.
People who are allergic to cats.

And so, whether you like it or not, I’m switching to Ed’s newest piece of trash. (I call it trash because, unlike Rescuing Prince Charming, it is cat-less and hence worthless.) This new sci fi romance currently has no title, though it’ll be Book Five in the Alien Contact for Idiots series. He hopes to finish it during Camp NaNoWriMo this month, but he’s such a slow writer that I’m sure he’ll fail.

Time: Five years from next mid-summer day.

Place: A forest on a Pacific Northwest island that doesn’t exist . . . yet.

“I don’t care how helpful you’re being,” Audra Verhailey panted with as much defiant dignity as she could muster, “I’m not having sex with you.”

Her lanky, dark-skinned guide — an honest-to-God alien from another world, though he looked like someone you’d meet on an Indian Reservation — slowed his stride. With a faraway expression, as though absorbed in contemplating something on a distant planet, he glanced at her. Then he resumed climbing.

Scowling, she followed. If he got too far away, she’d have to shout, and that might wake Roxie, the best baby on this Earth. The least the alien bastard could do was stop to listen to her.

Effing Feline here again. Are any of you allergic to cats? If so, does reading my posts make your nose itch? I hope so. I want my felininity to be so powerful it sends allergens even across the Internet!

While you’re scratching your nose, be sure to visit the other writers in the Weekend Writing Warriors and Snippet Sunday.

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I’m sure you aren’t interested, but the other books in the Alien Contact for Idiots series are shown here. Although part of a series, each book can stand alone, so you can start anywhere in the series.

If you’ve read any of them but haven’t posted reviews, do you think you can scrounge enough time for at least a short one?

[image error]Alien Contact for Idiots

(4.2 stars out of 5 on Amazon)

What’s a woman going to do when she’s quarantined with an out-of-this-world alien?

This book has heroic cats who torment the villain!

[image error]Alien Contact for Kid Sisters

(4.6 stars out of 5 on Amazon)

Fleeing murderous rebels, the queen’s sister finds a hero to save her. Or is he kidnapping her, instead?

No cats. Yawn.

[image error]Newborn

(4.7 stars out of 5 on Amazon)

She was born to kill. Not love.

Not even one little kitten. How can anyone stand to read this stuff?

[image error]Rescuing Prince Charming

(4.7 stars out of 5 on Amazon)

She’s no heroine. He’s no prince charming.

This one features Priscilla the cat in a major role, which makes it Ed’s best book yet!