The Elevators In My Office Building

The elevators in my office building sometimes open right as I walk up even though no one had pushed the button yet. The elevator doors don’t just open from time to time and this only happens once in a while. The building does not seem fancy enough to have motion sensors or anything. Clearly what has happened is that the machines have achieved sentience and simply have not decided to take me out thus far.

We’ll just have to wait and see how this develops.