Haven't Seen Thee Until Today's Spree!

The cat hasn't seen you for a while. That is a lie and kinda my style. But I have to make fun of the human mass as many sure do have their head up their ass.

Hey, is that you?
It has to be true.
How are you doing?
You just caught my viewing.

It's been forever.
You still are quite clever.
Why am I here?
That wasn't clear?

You I just saw.
It's some random law.
Murphy's or something like that.
Let's not chew that fat.

So how are you?
What has come due?
Oh, you want to know about me?
Much has come at my sea.

I've done that and this.
Some things I miss.
Others not so much.
I wish we had kept in touch.

Then you'd know.
Know about my low.
I went way down.
That's why I'm in town.

I'm glad though.
Now we're in the know.
We can chat once more.
So where is your shore?

Say, can I stay with you?
Only be a day or two.
A week at most.
After a month I'll head to the coast.

I can't really pay.
But maybe one day.
Can I borrow some money?
I'll be nice to your honey.

What was that?
No is where it's at?
How can you be so mean?
I promise I won't even clean.

Don't you love those? Those who whine about their woes. Those who only come around when they want something from you. Yeah, those can go fall in dog poo. Ever see them coming? Heard their whiny drumming? The cat will simply let them suck on the gas that comes out my ever so little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.