Enough Already

(He said ‘allegedly’ 22 times. Allegedly.)

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This week, let’s all agree to solve a problem that really wants solving. No, not the odd fact that at the end of TV shows featuring two guys bass fishing in a small boat on a small pond, the credits list “writers,” though someone really should look into that.

Here’s my idea. Every so often, some thoughtful appointed committee needs to get together, review any new manglings of the English language, and officially ban said manglings. (Yes,...