Okay…Here Is What “AWP” REALLY Stands For

Okay, I may have told you yesterday that “AWP” stood for “All Weather Patton.” That may have been a lie. Today I’ll tell you the truth, on this first actual day of the conference. The truth is that “AWP” stands for “Always Wear Pearls.”

It’s a reference to Lisa Simpson. Remember how she always wear pearls? Well, be like Lisa. Not just with the pearls, but with everything. She’s the best person in the whole Simpsons family. You should be a good person. You should be like Lisa.

Always wear pearls.