5 REASONS LIBRARIANS SHOULD HIRE A VAMPIRE

I know this has been weighing heavily on people’s minds, this question about who is most qualified to assist our beloved librarians with their daily librarianing. But today’s your lucky day! I’ve done all of the thinking for you in an effort to get you over into my camp. No library is complete without a hot, manly vampire.

1.Vampires don’t complain about working late.

Let’s face it, putting away all those books can be tedious work. Even my vampire, Michael Vanderhorst, says he’d rather sunbat...