Screw You...We Mean All New!

Today we are going to give you an all new rhyme. It will even impress a scary mime. It will be so all new. It may even blind your view. I warned you too. So you can't sue. Or you can try. But can't get anything from a cat or broke guy. Unless you want litter. Okay, let's go before you get bitter.

This is all new.
It is all true.
It is our best yet.
Nothing but net.

All new prize.
We tell no lies.
All new it is.
Love the all new biz.

All new this.
It's all new, Miss.
All new that.
Nothing like that old scat.

Looks the same?
Bah, old was lame.
This is all new.
Believe it to be true.

We didn't adjust.
In us you can trust.
We didn't cut back.
Don't believe such flack.

This is all new.
Believe it to be true.
Believe and it will be.
It's all new, you see?

I protest too much?
Bah, don't think and such.
Just let it sink in.
Then it is a win.

For it is all new.
Not brand for you.
But all new.
Brand hasn't a clue.

False it is not.
Believe in our plot.
We cut out this and that,
But we keep that under our hat.

Just focus on all new.
That is where you see what's true.
Focus and you will believe it.
Even if we are full of shit.

Don't you love the all new? Especially when it is not true. That you could try and sue. May shut the idiots up with the all new. I saw it on one of those charity prize draw things the other day. They took three of the big prizes, restructured to make it "all new" and then took one away. So you pay the same price for a ticket and lose one more chance at a prize. But nope, they weren't telling lies. Suffice to say I screwed with them a bit and the more they spoke, the more you knew they were full of shit. Oh yeah, this rhyme was an "All New" pass. I keep it all new with my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.