Beware Moles

Beware moles.

Beware moles, or at least shaving near moles. Beware not getting time to shave before having to fly across the country for a business meeting. Beware the fact that you are only going to be gone overnight, which means no bringing your electric razor because no check baggage. Beware that this means you are going to buy a brand new shaving razor at the airport. Beware the fact that you are unused to normal shaving razors as well as using one that sharp.

Beware somehow accidentally slicing off a good section of a mole despite managing to miss it while shaving for over 30 years. Beware the fact you never even had to consider this possibility. Beware the fact that moles cut this way seem to bleed endlessly, certainly no matter what tissues/pressure you put on it for the 2-3 hours before the meeting.

Beware the fact that the hotel will only have normal band-aids rather than little circles. Beware the fact that you have to still recognize how much worse off others would be given that many bandages actually match your skin tone, which may be significant wandering around with a band-aid on the side of your face.

Beware the fact that it may still be bleeding just the same way when you take off the band-aid after flying home twelve hours later. Beware the fact you may have to put another normal bandage on to replace the first at home because you don’t have any face band-aids either.

Beware the fact it finally appears to have stopped bleeding after you take off the second band-aid twenty four hours later after your shower.

Beware moles.