Watch out, D.C.

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Dear Pseudonymous,
I was recently in Washington DC, USA, Earth when I discovered that the Midnight Sun is there working evil. My proof is a picture of a bus I saw there. Please post this on your website so anyone anywhere near DC can find out about this dilemma before a white-gloved hand of Midnight Sun catches them.

-Agent Toasty

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