It's not the destination ...

This note comes in from an agent in the field:

Oh, my. Wasn't that a good note to start off an email with? A nice little box of chocolate. Dark chocolate, I might add.
My identity is unknown, and it should stay that way for my-and your- safety and sake.
I have urgent news that provides a few more reasons to avoid revealing my true self. The Midnight Sun has taken over one of America's most Read More...