These Boots Are Made for Mocking

Dear Stacy:

UPDATE.

These boots you helped me find, both are going back.

The Frye "banana" is really more of a tan, and might work if I popped it with a crazy red or that blue you were coveting. That being said, it fits like a galosh, and is really pooling around my ankles. The Madewell boots are extremely tight at the top of my calf, making me look like I've got muffin top legs, and pool so much around the ankles I appear to be melting.

sadness. diving back in.

-p

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Booots.

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