Effing Feline and Ildephonse: Countdown Day -1
[image error]I, Effing Feline, have gotten interested in tracking down my ancestors, and I’ve discovered some cats who are worthy of my bloodline. This cat has suffered from horrible press, with some random ungulate stealing his glory. All cats, but few humans, realize that the ungulate was a mere spectator, but he hoofed it quickly to a phone and contacted some dudes who wrote a song about the wrong hero!
We cats get no respect.
Another snippet from Rescuing Prince Charming, Ed’s newest sci fi romance that goes live on Monday. (Does that means it’s now in Ed’s womb? Or dead?) Anyway, Dusty Johnson and an anonymous guard found a time bomb hidden in the prototype of Earth’s first starship. Since Dusty is closer to the exit, she asks for the bomb. He hesitates because she’s a she.
“Like I’m so far away it won’t kill me? Since you can’t disarm it, I’ll have to carry it to someone who can. Hurry!”
He took a deep breath and held out the shoebox. “This goes against my sense of chivalry.”
“Screw chivalry.” She reached for the box—but he pulled it away from her grasp.
“I’ll have you know I’m a gentleman.”
“And the School for Chivalrous Gentlemen taught you that Take off my pants is a polite greeting?”
“Is Please take this bomb off my hands any better?”
Effing Feline here again. BTW, the heroic cat with the bright idea wasn’t named Rudolph, but Ildephonse, same as Ed’s great-uncle. (Don’t you wish you had a relative with that name?) So sing the song the right way, okay? “Ildephonse the red-nosed kit cat…”
When you’re done singing, visit the other writers in the Weekend Writing Warriors and Snippet Sunday.
Releasing Monday, December 4, 2017
Rescuing Prince Charming
Alien Contact for Idiots, book four
She’s no heroine. He’s no Prince Charming.
Dusty Johnson, a self-styled ordinary, everyday woman, responds with extraordinary heroism when saboteurs try to bomb the prototype of Earth’s first starship. Although she yearns to return to anonymity, that moment of courage propels her ever deeper into dangers that tear the scabs off her dark secrets—and thrust her into the arms of the unattainable man of her dreams.
Reese Eaglesbrood, an alien prince, yearns to restore his tattered reputation by guiding the starship project to completion, but his fascination with the unassuming heroine threatens to undermine his fragile authority. Shunning Dusty is necessary, yet unthinkable—and when the saboteurs strike again, she is his only ally against Earth’s most elusive enemies.
Rescue your own prince charming at these fine outlets:
Amazon
Barnes and Noble
Apple iTunes
Kobo Books
Smashwords
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Finally, pick up a FREE copy of Alien Contact for Idiots (the first book in the series leading up to Rescuing Prince Charming) at the Invasion and First Contact e-book giveaway.
